cum tan 

Word for a very pale person

That irish girl has a nice cum tan

cum tan by cumdragon April 9, 2015

Cum Tanker 

Just below Fuckbag on the Joker-San Female Rating System, a Cum Tanker describes the infamous fukanythinwithacockian slut. Usually a higher form of party girl who gives blow jobs in the bathroom of the local night club instead of a back alley next to a dumpster, like a Drink Tickets or a Gas Money would. Her being a pro, she can most likely take it all the way down to the base without gagging, and "tanks" every last drop like its fuel for her internal party engine.

"I met this chick at the club last night. Whoa boy, she was a total Cum Tanker. She gave me an amazing suckbuggy in the bathroom and made every inch disappear. Fantastico!"

Cum Tanker by SP00NS October 8, 2007

cum tank 

A female (or fag) that tends to guzzle large quantities of cum.

damn, that ho is a cum tank.

cum tank by george smith February 21, 2004

cum-tantrum 

A perverse fantasy conservative columnist George Will has about President Obama and the debt crisis. In reality, cum-tantrums are usually the messy result of too much tea-bagging going on in the House of Representatives.

Eric Cantor had a cum-tantrum and stormed out of the debt talks.

cum-tantrum by Joan of Snark July 28, 2011

Cum Tank 

Your cum holding tank.

That guy had a lot of cum in is cum tank.

Was he holding back a reserve in his cum tank?

Cum Tank by ITIZWHATITIZ August 15, 2011

cumtank 

a person, of either male or female persuasion and of either sexual orientations who is said to be, or proven to be, permiscuous in nature.

1 "she is such a cumtank";

2 "he is a cumtank";

3 "whatever cumtank"

cumtank by flangeru slutten September 8, 2009