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A 'special' sock that is used for 'mopping up' following a 'five knuckle shuffle'. Such footwear have the unusual characteristics of being able to stand upright after repeated use.

Used extensivley by males aged 11 upwards.
Time to go to the launderette: my cum socks aren't mopping up anymore.
cum socks by The Cap'n June 3, 2004
Words you can keep
when a guy cums into a girls sock(s) and she puts them on
dude last night she wore cum socks
cum socks by death their May 19, 2014
when a guy cums into his girlfriends sock(s) and she puts them back on
dude she totally wore cum socks last night
cum socks by death their May 19, 2014

Cum Sock 

A sock that you bust a fat one in and can be used for multiple of times but it will be noticeable because when your load dries, the harder then sock is.
-Hey Ronnie, why is your sock rock hard?
-Oh, that's my cum sock!
-EW WHAT THE FUCK.
Cum Sock by Lemuppet May 31, 2020

Cum Sock Gambit 

A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.
Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”
Cum Sock Gambit by Cum Sock Gambiter February 19, 2022

Cum Sock 

A type of sock that is not used for foot wear and is instead used to release semen into it and save for a lter time.
You: Hey man, you wil never believe what happened! I accidentally put on my cum socj instead of my real one!
Other guy: Dude that's nasty... You should really store your cum sock somewhere safe.
Cum Sock by TasteOfFURY May 26, 2018

cum sock 

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
I gave my boyfriend a cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.
cum sock by veronica_lickthepink December 30, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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