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cum in me daddy 

IT'S A TRAP. RUN.
Jessica told her boyfriend "cum in me daddy!" while they were having sex. Now she's pregnant. Scared yet?
cum in me daddy by bunnybitch2412 December 19, 2016

cum in me my nigga 

When you get anal by your black friend and its so good the dreaded n word slips out.
"Oh white boy, I'm bout to nut."
"Nut a fat warm black load in my prolapsing anus."
"IM BOUT TO NUUT!"
"CUM IN ME MY NIGGA!"
"What did you just say white boy?"
(For the next 7 hours you get violently raped by a angry 6'6 black man with a 9 inch girthy penis)
cum in me my nigga by bigblackmale August 20, 2022

fuck me until you cum in my pussy 

The phrase your girlfriend says when she's on the brink of a tantric orgasm
Oooooohh, yeah, yes yes, fuck me until you cum in my pussy , oh daddy aaah, aaaah, *pussy squirt
Its when you Cum/pre-cum Inside yourself and become Gay Which then turns you gay. You also have help with it by getting a handjob from a girl or man. both is very good.
I Cummed/pre-cummed inside of myself Yay!
Man/girl: Awesome, Now do me!
CumInMe Means you have Cummed inside yourself
CumInMe by IdrcBecauseLol September 14, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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