Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?
Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.
Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.