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Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey 

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?

Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.

Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.

cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money 

filth whore, dirty cunt, reference to a twat that lives in the fairfield area.. has BPD and the cookie monster googling EYE
Brittany P DV is the worlds biggest fattest nastiest ugliest cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money
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