An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This
devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted.
Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like
Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.