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Every single male in the earth has to cum at least 2 times in this day.
Hey bro it's cum day!
So?
C U M Right NOW
Cum Day by anonymous December 18, 2020
Words you can keep
"It's Cum Day Bois" -Maikol L.

"Who wants to say school days bro, I want to CUM" -Cody
Cum Day by MangoSope September 19, 2021

national cum day 

December 17th is national cum day, either cum in someone or get cummed in by someone.
"did you here its national cum day, bend the fuck over already."
national cum day by wizzro December 17, 2020

National swallow cum day 

I’m gonna swallow to day, cause it’s November 1st which means it’s National swallow cum day.

National Cum Day 

Cum as hard as you can and as fast as you can with your friends.
e.g compete with one of your friends all day and whoever cums the most by 12:00 am wins the challenge of National Cum Day
National Cum Day by graesenpooford December 14, 2020

national cum day 

National Cum Day, the one day that men can cum at any point during sex. It doesn't matter if you jiz in your pants, or if it takes you five hours (Lucky S.O.B.)...
Ruth: Hey, you know it's National Cum Day babe? Let's get busy!!
Bob: Too late!!
national cum day by Troyfrombsu December 4, 2017

National Eat your Cum Day 

Bored? Eat your cum! June 12th is the perfect day to eat your cum so start eating!
Riane: "Beau it's national eat your cum day"
Beau: "Oh shit you're right brb" /j
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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