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Cum Cracker 

Would you like a dick biscuit or a cum cracker??
Cum Cracker by Occulta September 8, 2010

Cum cracker 

A cum crack is a term to use against white people when their paper ass lips don't shut the fuck up or is being annoying .🤭
This cum cracker hair finna fall off wit them braids in her head.

cum cracker 

when a white guy or girl is a pick me
maddy: “ayo your being cum cracker”
mckayla: “no im not!”

cum cracker 

a white gay guy who has cum all over them
cum cracker by matt April 24, 2006

Cum on a cracker 

Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it
Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth

Cum-on-a-Cracker 

Cum-on-a-Cracker is a masturbation game that a guy's cum-buddies like to play. Everyone participating jerks off on a cracker, and the last dude to cum has to eat the cracker.
We played Cum-on-a-Cracker and I lost, so I had to eat the Saltine!
Cum-on-a-Cracker by eda-skip October 18, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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