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Macaulay Culking 

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever
person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
Macaulay Culking by offensieve November 19, 2012
Related Words
Culling is the process of seasonally removing friends from a group based on specific criteria. This is done either to reinforce certain desirable characteristics, such as werewolfism (the term for having fun drunken alter egos), or to remove certain undesirable characteristics, such as snailism (the term for excessively hanging around when no one wants you there). The process of culling usually involves large amounts of salt.
Culling Gale the Snail: "Nobody likes salting the snail, but she leaves you no choice."
Culling by AlwaysSunny August 12, 2011

Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling 

Our times are regressing to new forms of unjustified persecution never seen before. Wake up folks. The great culling online has begun. Who's going to stand up to the media and silicon valley regime?
Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"

Lady: no I am not.

Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.

Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?

Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.

Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.
The Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling makes me want to help start a new fresh revolution.
Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.
You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.
culking by PAK65 July 9, 2011

Cargo-Culting 

The act of copy and pasting code from a source (book, website, CD_ROM etc) into code you are writing, without first understanding what it does.
"Jane is always cargo-culting javascript from dodgy progamming websites."

http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2009/04/16/9551818.aspx
Cargo-Culting by holobob April 19, 2009
to perform every single gay sex act in 1 24 hour period
man i watched this video of this guy culving last night, his asshole nearly tore open
culving by lil kqr July 24, 2009