cugno

The last name of chad sigmas who have the biggest balls and longest scholongs. They get mad bitches and don’t like people named Dylan. Nobody can beat a cugno.

Yoooo is that a Cugno? I bet he has massive balls.

cugno by Gods Favorite Snack May 27, 2022

Cumnor House School 

A school so insensitive that it makes its pupils wear bright red blazers. It also has the word cum in its name. School dinners taste like regurgitated shit but apart from that its pretty good.

Boy: "Ooh Mum, i wanna go to a really good school."
Mum:"I know just the place, It's called Cumnor House School. But as a consequence you'll be shanked on the bus and force-fed pre-eaten shit."
Boy:"Yippee!"

Cumnor House School by kindanotsure December 5, 2010

cunoodling 

- the act of making out
- very affectionate snuggling
- romantic in the eyes of the cunoodlers but very disgusting to observers

The two lovebirds were cunoodling on a bench, I thought I was gonna barf.

cunoodling by Blehck! July 26, 2009

cognoscenti 

A person with superior, usually specialized knowledge or highly refined taste; a connoisseur.

He is a congnoscenti when it comes to French wines

cognoscenti by Manoj Pinnamaneni August 5, 2005

Cumnoodle 

A type of penis. Specifically a thin floppy penis

How did the date go?
It was okay but he’s got a Cumnoodle

Cumnoodle by Dugglebutt May 15, 2019

cunotary

a cunt notary

Your idiot friend: Fuckin bitch won't notarize my docs, cause she's a fat cunt!

You: GD cunotary. Let's get beers.

cunotary by Bro-Lo El Cuñado (Rafi) March 1, 2011

Cumnoxious Vapor 

The thick, pungent gas that emits from a sexually mature male's shower as a result of the vaporization of his own ejaculate.

Dude, Craig is so full of shit about getting regular tail from random bar bitches -- I get hit with copious amounts of intoxicating cumnoxious vapor every time I go to take a dump at his place.

Cumnoxious Vapor by msacco August 25, 2021