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cuauhtemock corollary 

a rule meant to prevent the unnecessary wastes of time waiting on another person who is woefully and unrepentantly inconsiderate
The cuauhtemock corollary is as follows: If two parties agree to meet at a certain time and one party does not show up, the aggrieved party shall wait no longer than 15 minutes. After 15 minutes with no form of communication from the late party it will be assumed said party is deceased and the aggrieved will be free to leave said meeting place and carry on with their day.

Cuauhtemoc 

A boy named Cuauhtemoc is sweet, considerate and romantic...Sometimes Cuauhtemoc can be a little bit mean and douche-baggy. He's crazy in bed. He has a hardcore bod. He often teases the person he likes. He is good at the 'game'. He also likes to show off a lot.
Wow! Cuauhtemoc is a hot piece of ass.

Cuatemoc 

A very complicated person may very much over think things; childish at first but then gets better; likes everyone, makes fun of person that may be into to; always like going expensive; thinks women should be spoiled and deserve everything in the world, relationships may be hard at first but will be amazing after a while amazing personality and worth keeping
Cuatemoc is an amazing person we need more like him
Cuatemoc by The Wonder November 22, 2018

cuautemocked

To be mocked someone by being sent on a fools errand.
Temo cuautemocked us again, the reservation isn't for another two hours!
cuautemocked by Dodio July 3, 2008

Cuauhtemoc 

Meaning a crafty shoddy ship held together by cheap Mexican bubble gum and straws with sails made of sewn together Mexican blankets. In Baltimore, MD on 5/8/2008 - 5/13/2008 (In search of cerveza)
So she says, "Look at the dinghy in the bay, hon." I reply, "That's no dinghy, that's the Cuauhtemoc! Quick, ask 'em if they want to come paint our house, do some landscaping, cut our grass, hang some drywall and do other laborous things around the house for a few dollars and some boh."
Cuauhtemoc by Bubba Jesus May 8, 2008

cuauhtemoc 

a big simp and forthy that goes out and macs on a 2by4 tiwg. he also sucks at skateboardng and really is despreate for mens ass.
he is a homo transvestite anal bead person that spanks his "willy."
cuauhtemoc by 2 by 4 January 27, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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