cu@lan 

Threaten another internet hero, usually on QuakeNet IRC, to beat him up at a LAN event.

rofl n00b, cu@lan!!!!1one

cu@lan by thunk October 24, 2003

Culann 

Anyone born with the name Culann is automatically an absolute badass. Probably wears a leather jacket, rides a motorcycle and gets all the ladies. A Culann always has the biggest balls and will stand up to any challenge or dare, no matter how crazy. Culanns are also loyal and compassionate friends who would do anything for their mates, like walking them home even when it’s cold and dark or going out of their way to do someone a solid. Culanns also have an amazing edgy sense of humor that could draw anyone in, and a taste of music like no other, only listening to the best of the best.

“Hey, did you see Culann do that mad dare last night at the party?”
“Fuck yeah man, Culann’s a legend.”

Culann by Yeetusfeetusdeletus August 11, 2018

Culandria 

When Somone is culandria your ass is awkwardly shaped or it can mean you have a big ass

Eww she is so culandria. Orr I’m CuLANDRIA🍑

Culandria by Xoxoandress May 24, 2019

suc.culant

A nigga with hella 🆑out and a fat cock will suck your toes for money

Yo that nigga a suc.culant

suc.culant by Blood clout September 28, 2017

Culantro

Slang word for a pleseantly large and round woman's buttocks. Most culantro possesing women can be found in abundance in brasil and the coastal reagions of Ecuador.

Yo J-lo has a sick culantro, just looking at it makes me want to bang my penis against the wall.

Spanish Transaltion:

Oye, J-lo tiene tremendo culantro, me quiero pegar una pajota.

Culantro by DaniloA March 23, 2006

culan 

Someone who is a being an idiot or annoying

For example, shut up you culan

culan by Tedlinton March 5, 2019

Culantro

Another word for Cilantro (used in Latin American countries)

Me gusta mucho culantro en mi churrasquito.

Culantro by anon___ June 14, 2008