Cryptophant

A person who acts obsequiously toward a cryptocurrency only when it gains them an advantage

That cryptophant is only in it for the gains. He doesn't believe in the tech at all.

Cryptophant by BeatboxHero January 21, 2021

cryptofantasist 

Person who says they hate fantasy but seem to have read and seen a good deal of fantasy fiction and film.

"Paul spent all day complaining what a terrible writer Tolkien was and how he can never finish any of his books, but then loaned me Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain and said they're a must read. What a cryptofantasist!"

cryptofantasist by Mr Yellovich August 18, 2014

Tryptophantastic 

A word created to mean 'a fantastic way to fall asleep.'

It comes from combining the word "tryptophan" which is the amino acid found in most dairy products and turkey that makes you sleepy, with the word "fantastic."

"Yo dawg, that Thanksgiving dinner was tryptophantastic!!"

Tryptophantastic by Snowflake49 December 28, 2011

cryptothanxin

kickin' babies in the face at the festival of books while eating corn with salt and chili pepper (nom nom).

Denise: Hey, how was your weekend?
Christina: Oh pretty good, I was just cryptothanxin with my friends.

cryptothanxin by babykicker April 29, 2009

tryptophantastic 

The absolute best Thanksgiving meal that one could consume and causing one to slip off into a sleepy mode and an extreme dream-like state.(Turkey Zombie)

Jake was working on Thursday so on Sunday Katie made a totally awesome and completely tryptophantastic turkey dinner which required a walk around the block to wake up a bit.
Also see jake + katie

tryptophantastic by Katie Marie November 29, 2005

cryptopartography 

The study of a subject's private parts.
Hence the greek term:
Crypto-pars. Which means... "hidden part".
Private being one of the synonyms of hidden.

Parry: Son?! Where have you been?
Kyle: I've been studying Cryptopartography! My friend Kate and I were bored.
Parry: Just plugging in the 1TB hard drive.
Kyle: There's exactly 1TB of cryptoparsoptic photos on that.
Parry: Ohhhh...Kay...
Kyle: They're all 480p
Parry: Goodness gracious! Results of... nice white cum white open pussy porn XVideos.com 10 minutes?!
Steven: ATTA BOY!! That's my son!

cryptopartography by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

tryptophantasy 

An wonderful, or not so wonderful but still vivid fantasy induced by tryptophan

I ate a shitload of turkey last night and drank a bit, and had the strangest tryptophantasy.....

tryptophantasy by Liam Seamus Churchill November 28, 2009