cry juice Share definition Flag Cry juice is the stuff that lets you cry. If you run out, then you can't cry anymore. It's like a specified amount and goes down when crying. "Hey are you okay? Are you crying?" "Nope. Plus, I ran out of cry juice years ago." cry juice by Nadernad February 25, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the cry juice mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch