crusty canyon

when a womans lubricating fludid crusts around her vagina

sam; "did you go down on her?"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"

by crazybegger February 21, 2008

crusty canyon

the dirty, dry, flaky, lint-filled area between a woman's large, milky breasts.

Damn, did you see Amanda's crusty canyon? Her chest is in terrible need of some moisturizer.

by jonnyactionhero August 18, 2006

Crusty Canyon

The act of ejaculating on and around your partners gooch area.

"I gave Jessica a Crusty Canyon the other day, she's a gross chick."

by Cdubzisthegreatest January 21, 2012