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crusty jack rag

a rag used to catch your load that hasn't been washed in a while.
my little daughter came in to the room holding my crusty jack rag.
crusty jack rag by texliam May 14, 2007

Crusty Cum-Rag 

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.
Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!
Crusty Cum-Rag by electricllizard January 24, 2023

Crush rage 

When you really like your crush and you go into a tantrum and rant to your friends about it. This usually happens when you are overly obsessed with your crush.
Girl:OMG HE DIDN'T TALK TO ME TODAY
Friend: Are you talking about Danny?
Girl: YESS! OMG
Other Friend: Oh boy, she's going on a Crush rage again
Crush rage by LoveDoctress July 27, 2011

Crusty Rage 

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.

Crusty Rage 

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Def. 1: I was butt-fuckin' this nasty bitch the other night, and called her a white. Next thing ya know, she pulls a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Def. 2: Rusty Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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