crunk monsta

a synonym for trent a crunk monsta is a bad ass fire breathing brick punching bear wrestling warrior if you see the one and only crunkmonsta you might jizz 10 times in 1 second of pure intense madness

random faggot:i think i saw the crunk monsta yesterday
random faggot butt buddy:jizzes like a monsoon
random faggot:i did that yesterday

by my dick in your moms ass September 7, 2010

chunk monster

An individual who is somewhat large in size, due to a perceived excess of food and/or alcohol consumption. An insult.

"Look out, here comes the chunk monster!"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

crank monster

Used to describe the long-term affects on someone who uses crank (methamphetmine). Often the person will be sickly skinny, with dark circles around their eyes, cuts and scabs in varying parts of their body and look, sometimes drastically, prematurely aged.

"When I came back into town I was gonna hit up Steph, but she looks horrible now man, a real crank monster."

"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."

by Horus November 10, 2005