crunk fags Share definition Flag An abreviation of the traditional Scottish breakfast of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and Brains Faggots "Oootz Jock man - im fuckin starving - got to start the day with sum Crunk Fags" crunk fags by Todd Gak March 26, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the crunk fags mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch