A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.

Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”

Crunchy Taco by Janine LaSalle February 4, 2018

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crunchy taco

Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.

I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.

crunchy taco by sloppytaco007 December 27, 2007

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Crunchy Taco

When a womans clitoris is very dry its like a crunchy taco shell

Joe: “aye man you hooked up with that girl right?”

Jason: “Yeah man but she had that crunchy taco.”

Crunchy Taco by Snapeballs February 25, 2019

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Taco Crunch

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.

That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch

Taco Crunch by TheBeesKnee January 7, 2012

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Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina

Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.

Taco Crunch by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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