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Crunch n' Munch 

A man having sex with one girl while eating another out at the same time.
"Dude, last night I had these two bitches and I put one down doggy-style and laid the other one face up on the back of the first one. It was straight crunch and munch." - Only really useful in said position.
Crunch n' Munch by Easy DZ September 9, 2005

Crunch n' Munch 

The act of eating whilst dropping a deuce.
John had a fantastic crunch n' munch.
Crunch n' Munch by DinosaurusDorian February 15, 2014

Crunch n' Munch 

"I was watching this crunch n' munch video while talking dirty about hiking mount fuji with my life partner"

Crunch and Munch 

caramelized popcorn for about one doLLar at waLgreens
You're ingesting snack food Like crunch and munch for assistance with You're caLories with intermittent routine it You're gaining weight.
Crunch and Munch by HeartcLefs January 23, 2024

keyboard munch and crunch

When you turn over your keyboard and all the bits and pieces of food and other matter fall out, ready to be snacked on.
Jim was so hungry because he forgot his lunch, so he turned his keyboard over for some keyboard munch and crunch.
keyboard munch and crunch by Jules350 December 14, 2015

Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat. 

feel like munchin' and crunchin' ? Perfect . Don't know what to say to someone or your brain just decides to turn off for a minute? Good!
Mom: " Did you wash the dishes? "
You: " Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat. "
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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