crunch munch

When you eat someone’s pubic hairs like they are crunch munch popcorn.

“Dude, last night I ate so much crunch munch that I started to feel sick.”

by YummyGummies October 13, 2017

Crunch n' Munch

A man having sex with one girl while eating another out at the same time.

"Dude, last night I had these two bitches and I put one down doggy-style and laid the other one face up on the back of the first one. It was straight crunch and munch." - Only really useful in said position.

by Easy DZ September 9, 2005

Crunch n' Munch

The act of eating whilst dropping a deuce.

John had a fantastic crunch n' munch.

by DinosaurusDorian February 15, 2014

Crunch n' Munch

(n) Hippy Lesbian Porn

"I was watching this crunch n' munch video while talking dirty about hiking mount fuji with my life partner"

by bobbyDoesntLikecrunchies March 25, 2010

Crunch and Munch

caramelized popcorn for about one doLLar at waLgreens

You're ingesting snack food Like crunch and munch for assistance with You're caLories with intermittent routine it You're gaining weight.

by HeartcLefs January 23, 2024

keyboard munch and crunch

When you turn over your keyboard and all the bits and pieces of food and other matter fall out, ready to be snacked on.

Jim was so hungry because he forgot his lunch, so he turned his keyboard over for some keyboard munch and crunch.

by Jules350 December 14, 2015

Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat.

feel like munchin' and crunchin' ? Perfect . Don't know what to say to someone or your brain just decides to turn off for a minute? Good!

Mom: " Did you wash the dishes? "
You: " Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat. "

by coolrat September 5, 2021