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crump-stick 

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin
fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.
crump-stick by markergo September 25, 2007

chumpstick 

1. (n.) An unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.

2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.
1. "Man, she's such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how I met Santa Claus in Rio last March."

2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."
chumpstick by Crystal's mom January 27, 2007
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026