Top definition
To be "crumbazumbled" means to be ashamed of what your bois did to your fake bitch that broke your heart because you didn't give her a good description on why she was "cute".

crumbazumbled also means you just got done fucking 2 minecraft virgins that were on their period while they were saying "sksksk" on the bed.
Hey Jimmy, I am crumbazumbled right now. Were you part of this Jimmy. I hope not cuz i knoe you know about to catch these hands.

I'm crumbazumbled, I think I might have aids.
by Lexvantez October 14, 2019
Get the merch
Get the crumbazumbled neck gaiter and mug.
Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Jazz Cabbage mug for your dad Abdul.