crumb butt

Full Definition

- Crumb butt: (n) when an unclothed person's posterior who is lying on a mattress or couch has left over food particles stick to it.

"Dammit! I just sat in those potato chip crumbs! I'm such a crumb butt."

by TheOriginalCrumbButt November 6, 2013

Butt Crumb

A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be.

Q: Whos that butt crumb trying to surf?
A: He's a nobody

by nevergetscranked July 9, 2009

Butt Crumb

The little bits of poo left behind after a flush. Butt Crumbs will generally swirl around as the toilet fills, but often settle in the bottom eventually. Phantom Butt Crumbs also exist - they tend to show up after the toilet fills halfway, so even after you check there is still a chance they will show up. Butt Crumbs are most common after eating a big salad or Chinese Buffet, but also occur often during an illness.

also known as 'leavings' by those more cultured.

'dude, did you have a salad today?'
'yeah, howd you know?'
'you left a bunch of butt crumbs in the toilet'
'must have been phantom, i waited after the flush for like a minute.'

also 'when you came to my apartment, you left butt crumbs, in the toilet...Annie are you ok? are you ok Annie?'

by qbe July 5, 2012

Dust Pan Butt Crumb

When the janitor is cleaning and he comes across shreds of shitty toilet paper in his dust pan.

Hey did you get that picture of the dust pan butt crumb?

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023

Crumb butter

The reminance of unused butter that has been scaped off the knife and resides on the rim of the butter tub

Me: We've run out of butter
Gf: Have you used the crumb butter?
Me: No, im not homeless

by Jizmnasium April 23, 2017

Butt-Crumbs

Little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. Not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity.

Cheap toilet paper and fast wipes will almost always give you a bad case of itching butt crumbs.

She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"

by BigulModemo April 29, 2009

Butt crumbs

also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012