A essential meganutrient found in crows' eggs. Somewhat similar to protein, but far more extreme. Its ultimate powers are unlocked when combined with vodka and full-fat dairy products.
-Hey, bro, you're looking ripped like a bodyguard. What's your secret?
-I've been slamming crowtein-packed Fight Milk erryday Now I fight with the ferocity of 50 crows!!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.