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A essential meganutrient found in crows' eggs. Somewhat similar to protein, but far more extreme. Its ultimate powers are unlocked when combined with vodka and full-fat dairy products.
-Hey, bro, you're looking ripped like a bodyguard. What's your secret?
-I've been slamming crowtein-packed Fight Milk erryday Now I fight with the ferocity of 50 crows!!
crowtein by WolfCola March 2, 2017
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a jovial expression of beauty, attractiveness, or just general hotness.
Eh yaw, we'z just chillin with some crowshank biddies up in our grill. I've been trying to reach 'em, but they aint flossin back... thats my word.
crowshank by Pumpernickel Posse November 18, 2003