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A essential meganutrient found in crows' eggs. Somewhat similar to protein, but far more extreme. Its ultimate powers are unlocked when combined with vodka and full-fat dairy products.
-Hey, bro, you're looking ripped like a bodyguard. What's your secret?
-I've been slamming crowtein-packed Fight Milk erryday Now I fight with the ferocity of 50 crows!!
by WolfCola March 02, 2017
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