crowtein

A essential meganutrient found in crows' eggs. Somewhat similar to protein, but far more extreme. Its ultimate powers are unlocked when combined with vodka and full-fat dairy products.

-Hey, bro, you're looking ripped like a bodyguard. What's your secret?
-I've been slamming crowtein-packed Fight Milk erryday Now I fight with the ferocity of 50 crows!!

crowtein by WolfCola March 2, 2017

crowthink

Slang for shrewd cleverness, wily intelligence and the capacity to solve complex challenges.

He is an expert in crowthink because his childhood provided him with extensive chances to develop it.

crowthink by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Crotein

The combination of creatine and protein.

Hey Stephen are you on "crotein", you look much bigger than before?...Theodore, did you have a "crotein" shake today?

Crotein by Theodore Ovaltine August 15, 2009