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crown jewels 

uk slang for penis and balls.
Because they are a guarded treasure.
he got kicked in the crown jewels
crown jewels by chow yung fat June 24, 2003

Crown Jewels 

UK slang for a man’s testicles
Poor Steven was kicked right in the Crown Jewels by his wife when she caught him in bed with another woman.
Crown Jewels by Turkeyonabagel September 24, 2020

Crown Jewels Heist 

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

Crown the Jewels 

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
Crown the Jewels by curtisbaby August 9, 2023

clown jewels 

The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.
His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.
clown jewels by GarageRat August 8, 2014

Crown Jewel 

JP from Knotts Scary Farm.
JP is the crown jewel of haunt.
Crown Jewel by Scoonburry November 19, 2006
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Frothability 

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Soul digger

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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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