crown jewels

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...

The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!

by Stephanie6977 November 7, 2011

crown jewels

uk slang for penis and balls.
Because they are a guarded treasure.

he got kicked in the crown jewels

by chow yung fat June 24, 2003

Crown Jewels

UK slang for a man’s testicles

Poor Steven was kicked right in the Crown Jewels by his wife when she caught him in bed with another woman.

by Turkeyonabagel September 24, 2020

Crown Jewel

JP from Knotts Scary Farm.

JP is the crown jewel of haunt.

by Scoonburry November 19, 2006

Crown Jewels Heist

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Crown Jewel

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.

My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.

by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024

Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023