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crown jewels 

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uk slang for penis and balls.
Because they are a guarded treasure.
he got kicked in the crown jewels
crown jewels by chow yung fat June 24, 2003
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Crown Jewels 

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UK slang for a man’s testicles
Poor Steven was kicked right in the Crown Jewels by his wife when she caught him in bed with another woman.
Crown Jewels by Turkeyonabagel September 24, 2020
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Crown Jewels Heist 

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Getting your dog neutered
Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist
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Crown the Jewels 

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The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
Crown the Jewels by curtisbaby August 9, 2023
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clown jewels 

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The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.
His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.
clown jewels by GarageRat August 8, 2014
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Crown Jewel 

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JP from Knotts Scary Farm.
JP is the crown jewel of haunt.
Crown Jewel by Scoonburry November 19, 2006
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Slop Grenade

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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi 

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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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leafers 

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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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