crotch trumpet

the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his sexual arousment to others

Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!

crotch trumpet by Sneaky September 1, 2004

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