crotch grab 

When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.

Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.

crotch grab by Dave Berkowsky January 7, 2009

crotch grab 

its a word to describe a action in a fight where the user goes for the other 'victims' genitals and grabs with a tight grip

often used to 'floor' a victim

....crotch grab *victim in pain*

crotch grab by disasterpieces September 8, 2003

Friendship Crotch Grab 

-Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect

"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."

Friendship Crotch Grab by thatlooksaboutwrong January 27, 2015

Academic Crotch Grab 

When you get a hand job during school. In class.

"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"

Academic Crotch Grab by The Teacher(; December 15, 2009

Catholic Crotch Grab 

The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.

It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.

Catholic Crotch Grab by Observer with Experience February 19, 2011

reverse crotch grab 

Similar to a crotch grab, but performed by a second party from behind the victim.

Oh snap, that short guy totally reverse crotch grabbed me on the dance floor.

reverse crotch grab by dbus May 26, 2008

Unconscious Crotch Grab 

When, in the presence of others, one grabs or covers their genital region with their hands unconsciously, while seated in a spread-eagle position. May be a visual cue suggesting dominance, or lack of appropriate social boundaries in general.

Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.

"I was in a meeting with Joe earlier and he did an unconscious crotch grab in front of Lisa and Marie; they both looked appalled but he didn't even realize it!"

Unconscious Crotch Grab by EMBR602 March 13, 2013