crotch grab
When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.
crotch grab by Dave Berkowsky January 7, 2009
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crotch grab
its a word to describe a action in a fight where the user goes for the other 'victims' genitals and grabs with a tight grip
often used to 'floor' a victim
often used to 'floor' a victim
crotch grab by disasterpieces September 8, 2003
Friendship Crotch Grab
-Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect
"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."
Friendship Crotch Grab by thatlooksaboutwrong January 27, 2015
Academic Crotch Grab
Academic Crotch Grab by The Teacher(; December 15, 2009
Catholic Crotch Grab
The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.
Catholic Crotch Grab by Observer with Experience February 19, 2011
reverse crotch grab
reverse crotch grab by dbus May 26, 2008
Unconscious Crotch Grab
When, in the presence of others, one grabs or covers their genital region with their hands unconsciously, while seated in a spread-eagle position. May be a visual cue suggesting dominance, or lack of appropriate social boundaries in general.
Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.
Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.
"I was in a meeting with Joe earlier and he did an unconscious crotch grab in front of Lisa and Marie; they both looked appalled but he didn't even realize it!"
Unconscious Crotch Grab by EMBR602 March 13, 2013
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