crotch cough 

A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.

I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.

crotch cough by rasta21 August 8, 2008

couch crotch 

sexual act in which a female rubs her foot in a male's pubic region on a couch

Blanche gave Charlie couch crotch last night.

couch crotch by Jeordie015 April 28, 2003

Couch crotch 

When your genitals develop a smelly smell after prolonged couch sitting. Usually from build up of sweat from sitting too long and/or persitant need of showering.

I spent the day off playing video games and my girlfriend wont have sex with me because I have couch crotch.

I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.

Couch crotch by Lilbritt October 22, 2018