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couch crotch 

sexual act in which a female rubs her foot in a male's pubic region on a couch
Blanche gave Charlie couch crotch last night.
couch crotch by Jeordie015 April 28, 2003

Couch crotch 

When your genitals develop a smelly smell after prolonged couch sitting. Usually from build up of sweat from sitting too long and/or persitant need of showering.
I spent the day off playing video games and my girlfriend wont have sex with me because I have couch crotch.

I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.
Couch crotch by Lilbritt October 22, 2018