crotch cannibal

A gay male who is sufficiently flexible to perform oral sex on himself.

That filthy, stinking, perverted crotch cannible should be subject to retroactive abortion.

by Voltaire Malaise December 31, 2003

Crotch Cannibal

A man or woman who has extreme pleasure performing oral sex to a female.

Man that Joe is a crotch cannibal! All he talks about is going down on his wife..

by Killer Js house of blues January 25, 2009