crotch beard

Another term for male pubic hair.

Jim couldn't find his balls because of his crotch beard.

by Sjman March 6, 2009

Crotch beard

The thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.

"That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."

"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"

"No, I'm good..."

by Kuyo January 14, 2010