Cross-Examine the Parrot 

To do something extremely asinine, but the reason behind it was because the second-person joked about it.

-Did you hear about that man the other day? He confronted a tiger and rode it! He's mental!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!

Cross-Examine the Parrot by Ace attorney nick May 1, 2025

Cross-Examination 

When, typically, a man crosses a woman on a street or in a school for example and turns around to take a quick peek or glance at her rear as she continues to walk in the opposite direction.

Guy first sees a girl walking in his direction wearing skin-tights and waits for her to pass before he turns around to check out what he knows will be a view of her booty from behind as she walks. He always waits a few seconds instead of saying anything, he just pervly and shamelessly scopes her ass out without her every knowing.

Girl "Jessica knows she's gonna get 100 cross-examinations wearing those skin-tight jeans today when she goes downtown."

Cross-Examination by Captain Krunnch November 16, 2010

Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination 

When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.

Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.

I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination by megamogomir October 17, 2010