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crookity 

a 'crookity' is an virginity of a old, prefirabely retarded individual that is lacking sexual stamina and general hygiene.
'shit m8, i took dis crookity lst nite- was wew soggeh initz'

*loling* 'u wipe away da cobwebs blud?'
crookity by yoslut December 1, 2010

Shookity Cookity 

When you are so shocked that the word "shook" cannot express your feelings enough. Usually replaces shook.
"Omg can you believe she did that"
*GASP* Shookity Cookity
Shookity Cookity by sambam12 November 26, 2020