crocodile penis Share definition Flag the thing that crocodiles apparently DO have that is kept in a pouch. and it is bloody and red. and its BIG damn!! look at that dude!! hes got a crocodile penis!! crocodile penis by c.e.l. August 13, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the crocodile penis mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch