crockard

a large man with alot of hairs round his ballbag and anus

{CROCK},{ WOLFMAN,{CROCKARD}

by davboy August 11, 2016

crockadoinker

Somebody with a very small penis

No wonder Malley don't get girls, hes a crockadoinker

by Duze June 1, 2006

cockard

adj. The occurence of getting a woody; extreme arousal.

She is so hot she makes my cockard!

by Mick Bono October 15, 2008

crocward

when situations become awkward due to the fact that somebody is wearing crocs.

After she showed everybody her shoes, the conversation was really crocward.

Last night was crocward!

by bl0ndeee October 21, 2010

Crockadillapig

To describe a extremely unattractive woman who may be in the area or one of your mates might have "encountered"

"she's a complete crockadillapig!"

by rogue trooper January 19, 2009

Cockard

n. a cocky bastard

I wish that cockard would shut up!

by GlitterandGold February 27, 2009

crockadillapigamooseasaurus

One seriously ugly woman

'Oh my god look at the state of that'

'Yeah she's a real crockadillapigamooseasaurus !!'

by hobbo666 August 21, 2011