crockard

a large man with alot of hairs round his ballbag and anus

{CROCK},{ WOLFMAN,{CROCKARD}

crockard by davboy August 11, 2016

crockadoinker 

Somebody with a very small penis

No wonder Malley don't get girls, hes a crockadoinker

crockadoinker by Duze June 1, 2006

cockard 

adj. The occurence of getting a woody; extreme arousal.

She is so hot she makes my cockard!

cockard by Mick Bono October 15, 2008

crocward 

when situations become awkward due to the fact that somebody is wearing crocs.

After she showed everybody her shoes, the conversation was really crocward.

Last night was crocward!

crocward by bl0ndeee October 21, 2010

Crockadillapig 

To describe a extremely unattractive woman who may be in the area or one of your mates might have "encountered"

"she's a complete crockadillapig!"

Crockadillapig by rogue trooper January 19, 2009

Cockard 

n. a cocky bastard

I wish that cockard would shut up!

Cockard by GlitterandGold February 27, 2009

crockadillapigamooseasaurus 

One seriously ugly woman

'Oh my god look at the state of that'

'Yeah she's a real crockadillapigamooseasaurus !!'

crockadillapigamooseasaurus by hobbo666 August 21, 2011