Cristo

Cool and sexy (usually danish)guy, who likes to have fun and is a nice person and takes care of people. He always watches out for people's feelings, he is also a good comedian. Everyone loves him all who don't can be defined as Otsirc, the exact opposite of a Cristo.

Oh, John your a cristo!

Your a cristo mate, you really are.

Thanks for the help, you can consider yourself a cristo

by Cristo SG July 30, 2004

Cristo

(v) to pad one's writing with unnecessary adjectives in order to increase the word count, such as in The Count of Monte Cristo

I needed to write two thousand words for my essay but only came up with one thousand, so I just cristoed the shit out of it.

by The Incomparable Tatsuya August 22, 2012

Cristo

Used to describe someone who is bad or has failed at something in the game Overwatch.

Bro this guy is fucking cristo, hes no man bladed 3 times in a row.
Dude did you see that noon? It was fucking cristo!

by doncristo October 30, 2019

Cristo

Has a very big dick he can fuck any bitch he wants he a pimp and he aint scared of no one

This is how to be a cristo

by Pimpincristo March 30, 2019

Cristo

The mascot of nicheville. Camera always on, shadowboxing and punching, eating resident evil food, somehow shirtless 90% of the time. Every opportunity is a chance to flex his physique. Also married to Auro.

“Cristo has camera on?"
"Watch him be shirtless in like 2 minutes"

by Nichevillian November 23, 2025

cristo rey columbus high school

A shitty ass place where the food is ass and the teachers are helpful like 1% and all the studentsa re dumbfucks cuz theyre not taught right

I went to cristo rey columbus high schooland almost got shot cuz its so ghetto

by jogn wilurcock November 22, 2021

cristo morto

Typical italian expression used to emphasise the fact that something bad happened to you.
In Italy it's used in every region,especially in Veneto and in the southern regions.
If u meet someone related to the catholicism ,''Cristo morto'' is a nice expressiopn to greet them and get in a relationship with them.

''Piove,Cristo morto''
''It rains,damn it''

''Che bella giornata,Cristo morto''
''What a nice day''

''Cristo morto che male al piede!''
''Ouch!My feet!''

by AntiCristo493 February 17, 2018