crisphood

The amount of crisp per unit surface area of a particular food.

Scientist 1: What is the crisphood of the apple?
Scientist 2: 5
Scientist 1: Thank you Sir William Crisp-Hood Burnaby

by Sir William Crisp Hood Burnaby November 18, 2013

Crisphobic

having or showing a dislike of or strong prejudice against Christians.

I tried to tell her about Jesus but she said I was a hateful bigot and refused to let me talk. She was acting so crisphobic.

by Acmeloon June 24, 2023