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Crispy x 

A word used to describe something excellent, originating from indie legend Miles Peter Kane. Usually followed by an 'X', it can be applied to nearly every situation. Followers of @mileskane on instagram will be able to witness daily examples of the word in use through his story. May also be Liverpudlian slang.
"Crispy loafers X"
"Crispy in the pool X"
"Fuckin crispy X"
Crispy x by memeturnerz December 28, 2018

Crispy Drawers 

A dude's overused, unwashed, funky briefs (Jockey, BVD, Fruit of the Loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of shit.
My man's crispy drawers been lyin' on the bathroom floor for a week -- they smell like welfare butt and government cheese.
Crispy Drawers by NiraMillson October 4, 2016

Crispy hippie 

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.
Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.
Crispy hippie by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008

cristymistydinosaur 

That cute little girl who loves streaming with her whole heart, a very sweet and soft voice to listen to and very funny conversations!

She is very creative too!

Cristymistydinosaur was born in The Netherlands and started her streaming life from her phone. In June 2021 she bought her own playstation and continued streaming.

Cristymistydinosaur likes gaming with friends the most and plays Apex Legends, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto 5 and Fortnite.
Look it's cristymistydinosaur! From TWITCH
cristymistydinosaur by TWCHY November 24, 2021

Cristymistydinosaur 

Cristymistydinosaur from Twtich !

Does she have a boyfriend? Is she single?

She is so adorable when she gets mad at her games.

Cristymistydinosaur plays alot of Fortnite , Apex Legends and Minecraft.

Cristymistydinosaur loves playing with friends and laughs alot. She is alot of fun and always super kind to her chat.

I would love to be friends with Cristymistydinosaur !
Look, Cristymistydinosaur is Live on Twitch !

What game is Cristymistydinosaur going to play ?
Cristymistydinosaur by Yngb December 30, 2021
A very very dark piece of shit. Usually soft and makes the entire bathroom stink like fuckin ass.
1: Damnnn the bathroom smell like some ASS today!

2. Yeah, I know, I took a HUGE Criswyn

1. Bloody hell mate. Gtfo!
Criswyn by Bruhwarriorsblew3-1lead November 15, 2016
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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