Crawler's Crisps 

Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.

I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.

Crawler's Crisps by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

walker's crisps 

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)

could i have some Walker's Crisps Please

walker's crisps by Nige December 21, 2004

introvert's crisis 

An introvert's crisis is a scenario when one can't decide whether to be alone because of their anxiety around people (except close relatives and friends) or make new friends because they feel lonely.

Dad: Son, how are you?
Son: I don't feel well.
Dad: Why?
Son: I'm feeling lonely today.
Dad: Why not try to make new friends?
Son: I don't want to because I feel anxious around other people.
Dad: I thought you didn't want to be alone.
Son: Yeah, that confuses others because I have an introvert's crisis.

introvert's crisis by Summer Vacation May 31, 2021

1970's Gas Crisis 

1970's Gas Crisis is the term for a sex act in which a length of plastic tube is inserted into the partner's anus, and sucked on. The act is so named because it appears similar to the gas siphoning that occurred during the gas crisis in the 1970's, where people would suck on a pipe to start the flow of fuel from one source to another.

My ass really hurts after last night, but my partner really wanted to experience the 1970's Gas Crisis.

1970's Gas Crisis by GasMan September 3, 2012

A Crisis of Karen's

Term of Venery. 2 or more gathered bitches (estrogen marinated men can also fall into this category) unduly and overly concerned with other people's business as of it were a moral affront unto their previously unknown existence. See also, acting aggreived as if an act of allyship not noticing theyre talking over the actually injured party, further marginalizing them.

See also; An HOA meeting. PTA meetings. Attention seeking performative activism. Jigglypuff. The DNC

Oh gawd, here comes upper management. Someone left the toilet seat up or some bullshit. It's A Crisis of Karen's alright. Jobs will be lost. Their bloodlust is unquenchable.

A Crisis of Karen's by Mix1mum July 25, 2026

For cripes sake! 

Interjection of anger or annoyance, like darn it, son-of-a-gun!, etc. Euphemistic form of for Christ's sake.

Person: 1 Go f*ck yourself!

Person 2: For cripes sake! Shut up!

Person 1: What does that mean?

Person 2: It means for Christ's sake but without offending anyone.

For cripes sake! by Matthew678 March 8, 2019

crisps smith 

manager of nufc

100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok

me: ‘babe im leaving you for someone else’
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too’

crisps smith by qwerty420uiop68 January 12, 2023