Cris Delgado

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A Cris Delgado is the best person on this planet! They always have your back no mater what. They always have jokes usually sexual jokes that are extremely funny. They are extremely sexy but they usually dont beliieve it. They are not always the sharpest tool in the ahead but they are pretty darn amazing. Once you meet a Cris Delgado you will never forget them. Yep they are that amazing. They are also sweet if your ever feeling down they'll cheer up and give you a good augh :). I love my Cris Delgado. :)They are kind and such a little cutie!

Addison Klaire: "I wish I had Cris Delgado as a boyfriend. He is unforgettable" :)

Cris Delgado by addison.klaire :) December 6, 2012

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cris delgado

a fag who loves the spooky cock

i see you looking at that dude! don't be a cris delgado!

cris delgado by the kool kids klub leader March 2, 2011

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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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