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Crispy Crunch 

While having sex on a beach, to rub one's penis in the sand prior to vaginal penetration.
As if you gave her a Crispy Crunch that night on Long Beach.
Crispy Crunch by gmatt January 14, 2009

CrispyCrunch9 

One of the greatest Minecraft Builders to ever walk to face of the Minecraft World.

Their works consisted of mini-games and single-player maps. They also have worked on a mysterious mini-game server dubbed upon the title of a Phoenix…

Their PvP skills were absolute, challenging that of Dream himself. Their blades were of sharp eloquence, their bow shot a flame of fury as the winds picked up behind each arrow, their shield blocked each strike with ease, and their might which reigned in their fierce glare smothered all foes to ashes.

The palaces they built were exquisite, the rooms were magnifique, the floorboards left wondering feet etching for the ravenous carpet, and their doors hummed alluring scents upon the breeze.

Their voice brought warmth, their words brightened the darkness, their friendship is worth the world, and they never are heartless.

CrispyCrunch9 was one of the Greatest, if not the Greatest. They walked the path of life with courtesy and willowed thoughts in each step, though they’ve gone off the grid now… serving solitude in its breath.
Player One: CrispyCrunch9’s PvP skillz are the best!
Player Two: But their PvP skills aren’t anywhere as great as their Minecraft Maps!

Player One: CrispyCrunch9 can conquer lands far and wide with ease!
Player Two: And they can set sail conquering the waves at sea!

Player One: CrispyCrunch9’s Minecraft Skin is sooooo cute!
Player Two: Their eyes sparkle ever so much brighter!
CrispyCrunch9 by RamenThePlayerOne February 1, 2022

Crunchy Crispy Donut 

A Crispy Crunchy Donut that the best youll ever find
Crispyer Crunchyer Donuter

Crunchy Crispy Donut

crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch 

The british way of saying chip
Oi mate these americans call our crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch's chips? Weird
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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