cripple ship 

1. a disabled vessel
2. a nickname for someone with really weird friends/a nickname your friend called you once as a joke but soon became the name they use for you all the time...
3. Friends with poppet and sarita

Cripple Shipppp!!!!" or "Come on little ship"

cripple ship by Cripple Ship May 30, 2011

crippleshits 

Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.

"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"

crippleshits by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015

Crippleshits 

(Noun) A sudden, explosive movement of the lower bowel that's barely arrested by a strong and nimble brown eye sphincter.

However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.

Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.

Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.

"Hey Joe, why you walkin' like that? - you bust your knees?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"

Crippleshits by The Cobra Snake October 29, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022