Crime Scene Sex

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Sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, leaving the bed and sheets looking like a crime scene.

"Hey, sexy mama, pull out 'dat tampon. We's gunna have some crime scene sex!!"

Crime Scene Sex by Johnnie G. November 21, 2003

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Crime Scene Sex

A male having intercourse with a female, during her heaviest period flow, so the bed sheets are stained with blood. Thus resembling a crime scene.

I had crime scene sex with my fiance, while she was on her period.

Crime Scene Sex by Hooligan310 January 5, 2007

crime scene sex

When you have sex with a woman on her period and she bleeds all over the place making it look like a police crime scene.

Susy is on her period. That means we'll be having crime scene sex.

crime scene sex by Tito G. February 20, 2009

crimescene sex

Sex while on your period.

She sometimes likes having crimescene sex to relieve her menustral cramps.

crimescene sex by hanscraft December 31, 2006

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026