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Cribs Fridge
A refrigerator that is stocked to the maximum with all types of delicious goodies and fresh food. May include beer, steaks, deli meat, milk, purple drink, fresh fruit, gourmet cheeses, every possible condiment, champagne, frozen pizzas, Capri Suns, cookie dough, and salsa.
However, be warned that a Cribs fridge can be a potential breeding ground for a swarm of locust.
However, be warned that a Cribs fridge can be a potential breeding ground for a swarm of locust.
Ted ::opens fridge and face lights up with a myriad of colors::
Ted: "Daaaaamn dude, you got a Cribs Fridge up in here!"
Dave: "Yeah, I got paid yesterday and I went and spent $200 at the g-store... and no, you can't have anything."
Ted: "Daaaaamn dude, you got a Cribs Fridge up in here!"
Dave: "Yeah, I got paid yesterday and I went and spent $200 at the g-store... and no, you can't have anything."
Cribs Fridge by BA2theMAX May 18, 2008
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mtv cribs
MTV Cribs is a show where:
- they replay EVERYTHING in super slow motion, eg, a guy jumping on his bed, opening his car door, picking his ass, etc.
- your "buddies" are "passed out" in a "random" room from the "party" last night
- you constantly hear, "lets take a look in the fridge, i dont know whats in here though.." sure you dont.
- most rappers claim to have "mad whips" when in fact, they are all rented.
- you dont belong on cribs if you dont have something related to Scarface.
- the people always say, "everybody always does this on cribs, but im not going to do it." by them saying that, they are automatically doing whatever it is they say everybody else always does.. catch my drift?
- at the end of our visit, the host always says something wicked corny like "youve seen my house, youve seen my cars, NOW GET THE HELL OUT." And they insist on pushing the camera lense or charging at the camera man.
There are a million other things, but im spent. Dont get me started on Cribs: Whips, Rides n Dubs edition..
- they replay EVERYTHING in super slow motion, eg, a guy jumping on his bed, opening his car door, picking his ass, etc.
- your "buddies" are "passed out" in a "random" room from the "party" last night
- you constantly hear, "lets take a look in the fridge, i dont know whats in here though.." sure you dont.
- most rappers claim to have "mad whips" when in fact, they are all rented.
- you dont belong on cribs if you dont have something related to Scarface.
- the people always say, "everybody always does this on cribs, but im not going to do it." by them saying that, they are automatically doing whatever it is they say everybody else always does.. catch my drift?
- at the end of our visit, the host always says something wicked corny like "youve seen my house, youve seen my cars, NOW GET THE HELL OUT." And they insist on pushing the camera lense or charging at the camera man.
There are a million other things, but im spent. Dont get me started on Cribs: Whips, Rides n Dubs edition..
you can always count on death, taxes, and mtv cribs where a rapper says, "yall seen my crib, yall seen my whips, now get the hell on outta here."
mtv cribs by Colts, Superbowl Champions December 12, 2008
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sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs by hombredelobo November 21, 2011
Seed Cribs
Seed Cribs by AngiesAwesome April 6, 2019