creek speak

dialect of the English language spoken by inhabitants of the Appalachian region of the United States that is often unintelligible to listeners from beyond the region

transplant cowrker: What the hell did he just say? I swear it sounds like a foreign language when he talks to us through the walkie-talkie.
Appalachian coworker: He said "We need help with a cleanup on aisle 2. Bring a mop and some paper towels." You didn't understand it because it was creek speak. It'll take you some time to get used to it.

creek speak by sneakypanda00 October 4, 2026

Cheek Speak 

When somebody tries to talk about something they have no knowledge of. Talking out your butt.

Wow that’s such cheek speak. They know nothing about what they are talking about.

Cheek Speak by Mochzilla July 3, 2022

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

one-cheek sneak by Turnspike February 11, 2003

back cheek sneak 

n - In a sport where a goalie is involved, such as hockey, foosball, or soccer, scoring a goal by banking the shot off the back of the goalie.

Mark: I can't believe that shit went in, he just threw it at the goalie on a hope and a prayer and it went in off his ass. What a tool.

John: no dude, it was planned... the only way to score from that angle is the back cheek sneak.

back cheek sneak by The Hag April 18, 2013

one cheek sneak 

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

one cheek sneak by the prophet March 26, 2003

one cheek sneak 

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.

I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.

one cheek sneak by hoot rider January 5, 2010

Double-Cheek Sneak 

When both of a girls buttcheeks are hanging or "sneaking" out of her shorts.

In Florida, all of the common girls on the street have double-cheek sneaks.

Double-Cheek Sneak by salohcin August 30, 2013