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cream on top 

When you cum on top of a person's head.
Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
cream on top by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017

whipped cream tuffle top 

A kinky sex position. It's when a female gets on top of a male facing him while anel sex is occuring, then whipped cream is placed inside the vagina hole, then the male eats the female out while having kinky anel sex..
Guy: Waddup.
Friend: Wassup how was your weekend?
Guy: Fucking bomb.
Friend: Why what happend?
Guy: I tried out the Whipped Cream Tuffle Top.
Friend: Niceee..

cream of the top 

Profits, markup on a product
I sold some stocks and took a nice cream of the top for myself
cream of the top by leo11223 March 16, 2007

Ice Cream Sandwich With A Strawberry Treat on Top 

An obese white female in between two obese black males, who are each inserting there penises into either the poop chute or the vagina of the female. She has menstral blood on her head, which they are trying to eat. What a treat!
I want an ice cream sandwich with a strawberry treat on top.

Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top 

If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!

topical cream 

A cream that is put on top of things. Usualy to cure a rash.
I used topical to treat my jock rash
topical cream by Big_T September 30, 2003