cream top
cream top by Blan Blaston November 15, 2018
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cream on top
Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"
Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"
Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"
Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
cream on top by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017
whipped cream tuffle top
A kinky sex position. It's when a female gets on top of a male facing him while anel sex is occuring, then whipped cream is placed inside the vagina hole, then the male eats the female out while having kinky anel sex..
Guy: Waddup.
Friend: Wassup how was your weekend?
Guy: Fucking bomb.
Friend: Why what happend?
Guy: I tried out the Whipped Cream Tuffle Top.
Friend: Niceee..
Friend: Wassup how was your weekend?
Guy: Fucking bomb.
Friend: Why what happend?
Guy: I tried out the Whipped Cream Tuffle Top.
Friend: Niceee..
whipped cream tuffle top by Stevie G. and Kyndra G. January 2, 2008
cream of the top
cream of the top by leo11223 March 16, 2007
Ice Cream Sandwich With A Strawberry Treat on Top
An obese white female in between two obese black males, who are each inserting there penises into either the poop chute or the vagina of the female. She has menstral blood on her head, which they are trying to eat. What a treat!
Ice Cream Sandwich With A Strawberry Treat on Top by B-Easy Beezy June 20, 2010
Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top
If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!
Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top by anonymous May 5, 2025
topical cream
topical cream by Big_T September 30, 2003
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