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Ice-Cream Bowl Story 

An Ice-Cream Bowl Story is a long-winded anecdote, which ends in a pretty crap punchline/anti-climax.
Originating in a secondary school in Northern England in 2003 when one girl spent over quarter of an hour telling a story about the ideal size of a bowl for ice-cream.
Boy: ...so in the end we all went home.
Girl: That's such an Ice-Cream Bowl Story

bowl of Cream 

A bowl of cream is amazingly useless...therefore a bowl of cream signifies EPIC FAIL.

Man 1: *trys to jump onto ledge*...*man falls to face*
Man 2: BOWL OF CREAM, sir!!!
bowl of Cream by stomp1324 August 24, 2008

bowl of cream 

The biggest epic fail there is - you can't do anything with a whole bowl of it.
Often used in the same context as fail.
"this chicken is competely burnt."
"bowl of cream!"
bowl of cream by thomouse August 14, 2008

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream 

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

creamxowl 

me
hey is that me? yes its creamxowl
creamxowl by creamxowl September 24, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026