cream bowl

when a guy cums into a girls ear

omg, i can barely hear out of my right ear, matt gave me a cream bowl last night.

cream bowl by swisha sweet March 13, 2009

Ice-Cream Bowl Story 

An Ice-Cream Bowl Story is a long-winded anecdote, which ends in a pretty crap punchline/anti-climax.
Originating in a secondary school in Northern England in 2003 when one girl spent over quarter of an hour telling a story about the ideal size of a bowl for ice-cream.

Boy: ...so in the end we all went home.
Girl: That's such an Ice-Cream Bowl Story

Ice-Cream Bowl Story by ~Squeak~ March 27, 2008

bowl of Cream 

A bowl of cream is amazingly useless...therefore a bowl of cream signifies EPIC FAIL.

Man 1: *trys to jump onto ledge*...*man falls to face*
Man 2: BOWL OF CREAM, sir!!!

bowl of Cream by stomp1324 August 24, 2008

bowl of cream 

The biggest epic fail there is - you can't do anything with a whole bowl of it.
Often used in the same context as fail.

"this chicken is competely burnt."
"bowl of cream!"

bowl of cream by thomouse August 14, 2008

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream 

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

creamxowl 

me

hey is that me? yes its creamxowl

creamxowl by creamxowl September 24, 2021