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Ice-Cream Bowl Story 

An Ice-Cream Bowl Story is a long-winded anecdote, which ends in a pretty crap punchline/anti-climax.
Originating in a secondary school in Northern England in 2003 when one girl spent over quarter of an hour telling a story about the ideal size of a bowl for ice-cream.
Boy: ...so in the end we all went home.
Girl: That's such an Ice-Cream Bowl Story
Ice-Cream Bowl Story by ~Squeak~ March 27, 2008

bowl of Cream 

A bowl of cream is amazingly useless...therefore a bowl of cream signifies EPIC FAIL.
Man 1: *trys to jump onto ledge*...*man falls to face*
Man 2: BOWL OF CREAM, sir!!!
bowl of Cream by stomp1324 August 24, 2008

bowl of cream 

The biggest epic fail there is - you can't do anything with a whole bowl of it.
Often used in the same context as fail.
"this chicken is competely burnt."
"bowl of cream!"
bowl of cream by thomouse August 14, 2008

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream 

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

creamxowl 

me
hey is that me? yes its creamxowl
creamxowl by creamxowl September 24, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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