Crazy Panda 

a crazy guy, who's really loved and desired, playfully childish and can make anyone smile. Loved by so many yet so insecure. The most amazing guy you will EVER meet, he's different a good listener, romantic, amazing, usually named Mikey. Amazingly attractive, phenomenal personality and a heart warming smiling. Melts your heart when he touches you, an makes your skin tingle as he kisses you. Loves to be Loved. Smells amazing and has the most sexiest smile, in the world. Beautiful eyes that glisten and soft bouncy hair. Hard to keep your hands off someone as amazing as Crazy Panda as he's wanted by so many! completely and utterly irrestistable, for being such a cute hopeless romantic. Hot inside and out.

Friend 1: i was out with a right crazy panda last night!
Friend 2: really!? omg im jealous, i heard they're romantic?
Friend 1: yeah they are.. he gave me a fake rose and told me he'd love me till the last rose dies..x

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Crazy Panda by LoveStoryForever March 7, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016