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when a guy sprays on an excess amount of axe body spray.
jill: wow, what's that smell?
Cathy: Oh, it's just adam. he must've gone totally craxey after p.e.
craxey by brittt February 18, 2008
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A word used to describe that particular brand of weirdo that is not only creepy, but looks pretty rapey too.
"Who's that crapey looking guy over there?"
"I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he sniffs bike seats outside the library"
Crapey by kipz December 18, 2012
Related Words
craxey • craxy • cRasey • Craney • Crapey • Craxel • Crazeye • Chaxey • crabeyeing • cracey

Crazey Marquez 

The act of pouring gasoline over your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex with someone until either they or you reach climax. At this point, you withdraw, strike a match, and light their asshole on fire.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave that ugly chick at the party last night a Crazey Marquez!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, did you burn your cock off?
Crazey Marquez by C0urante May 25, 2013

crazeybitch 

taking a hit from a j, blowing the smoke into a forty, takin a hit from a stogey, inhale the smoke from the forty, drink the forty and blow it all out...thats a crazey bitch... Best when done after a long saturday night working as a busboy
Yo dude you dont want to go to sleep now, were meetin the backyard and doin crazeybitchs till we pass out
crazeybitch by JMandJC June 6, 2010
Too be a creepy rapist
Mick was on the piss with the boys and he started staring at one of the boys mrs, then Bateman said “oi you crapey cunt stop looking at my mrs like that”
Crapey by Yeah Barry November 16, 2021
A typo made when trying to spell the word "crazy" that has developed into a well know variation of the word.

Much like pwn.
"Man you're so f**king craxy, I don't know what to do with you"
Craxy by Jon Fish December 9, 2008
A disgusting mixture of both Choate and Maxey. Basically an all-around douchebag. A Chaxey can be really sweet at times and then go through PMS-like phases where they will act once again like a douche.
Oh my god that guy's being a Chaxey!
Chaxey by Tumunack36 October 5, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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