crappunzel 

A noun. The person who takes a shit, but has such long hair that the tips of the hair gets into the crap filled toilet bowl.

Adjective..... basically just describing someone as a long haired crapper is enough said. right?

"Man, who the f*ck is in the sh*tter, a crappunzel?"
"Hey freak! Get your long ass hair out of my face. It smells like shit. Did you crap and not hold your hair up? OMG everyone RUN..... ITS CRAPPUNZEL!"

"Darren, is that you? Oh my bad. lol That is just a turd on the end of your hair. I thought you were my ex boy foe, not a crappunzel."
"Lucky-UTV puts only the best shows out there. Ever seen, 'Crappunzel'? Of course not. That's your moms favorite show. Lucky-UTV makes fun of shows like ones your mom watches."

crappunzel by lucky bailey rocks April 13, 2021

crapfunnel 

1: an annoying person who keeps on insisting feeding you uninteresting information
2: a superior who makes you do a lot of work for him that he should be doing himself

Man, my boss made me lick stamps today. He is such a crapfunnel.

crapfunnel by FormFaktor May 1, 2003