crappunzel 

A noun. The person who takes a shit, but has such long hair that the tips of the hair gets into the crap filled toilet bowl.

Adjective..... basically just describing someone as a long haired crapper is enough said. right?

"Man, who the f*ck is in the sh*tter, a crappunzel?"
"Hey freak! Get your long ass hair out of my face. It smells like shit. Did you crap and not hold your hair up? OMG everyone RUN..... ITS CRAPPUNZEL!"

"Darren, is that you? Oh my bad. lol That is just a turd on the end of your hair. I thought you were my ex boy foe, not a crappunzel."
"Lucky-UTV puts only the best shows out there. Ever seen, 'Crappunzel'? Of course not. That's your moms favorite show. Lucky-UTV makes fun of shows like ones your mom watches."

crappunzel by lucky bailey rocks April 13, 2021

crapfunnel 

1: an annoying person who keeps on insisting feeding you uninteresting information
2: a superior who makes you do a lot of work for him that he should be doing himself

Man, my boss made me lick stamps today. He is such a crapfunnel.

crapfunnel by FormFaktor May 1, 2003

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012