Carpirone 

A less "intense" version of da "calm me down" medication, designed to relax regular private motorists instead of ones operating a huge multi-person-transport vehicle.

I only drive a small SUV, so why should my doctor prescribe BUSpirone when conceivably I should only need CARpirone?

Carpirone by QuacksO July 28, 2025

carprioception 

The ability to know the physical extent of your vehicle, including trim and tires, when parallel parking in very tight spaces.

Hey Rachael, that's some amazing carprioception you've got. Not even a bumper touch getting into that parking space. You made that look like Doris Day Parking.

carprioception by Antumbra August 13, 2010

carpinelli 

Fucking Legend

Carpinelli is a fucking legend

carpinelli by JasonXx298 December 5, 2020

carphone warehouse 

See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.

Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...

carphone warehouse by oracle March 12, 2004

campione 

One who is of causcasin decent, and acts black. Often times shrugs his shoulders off.

Yo that fool is totally whack, he is a campione.

campione by K po November 3, 2004

Ramos&Campioned 

1. Being unduly and unjustly imprisoned for political purposes.
2. Imprisonment for performance of your duty as an Officer of the Law.

Example: “So why are you in jail?” “That serial rapist I pulled off the little 8 year old girl in the park, filed assault charges against me!” “Dude, you realize you have been totally Ramos&Campioned here!”

Ramos&Campioned by JD Ellis February 21, 2008

Carphoneitus 

Early 21st century slang. A perpetual moron who is unable to remove his/her mobile phone from their face whilst driving.

Carphoneitus is a phenomenon that effects up to three quarters of the world’s driving population. The cause of this retarded mentality is debatable; some think it’s linked to a prepubescent homosexual infatuation with a member of the same family, while others simply believe it’s attributed to a childhood fear of home computers and the test card. One thing is undisputed however and that is 90% of offenders are actually not talking to anybody, whilst they're driving, they’re just pretending to, as they have no real friends.

Carphoneitus by Dr Alucard July 18, 2006